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Message started by Fr. Bill on 15th Mar, 2008 at 2:12pm

Title: When Grandma goes to court...
Post by Fr. Bill on 15th Mar, 2008 at 2:12pm
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,


'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

Title: Re: When Grandma goes to court...
Post by foxwolfen on 15th Mar, 2008 at 4:28pm
;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: When Grandma goes to court...
Post by Maarten_Brouwer on 16th Mar, 2008 at 3:25am
Great!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: When Grandma goes to court...
Post by Paco Sanchez on 17th Mar, 2008 at 4:49am
That's a good one! ;D ;D ;D

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