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Message started by Fr. Bill on 30th Mar, 2008 at 2:09pm

Title: Don't Choke in the South (USA)!
Post by Fr. Bill on 30th Mar, 2008 at 2:09pm
Never Choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman
is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver*' but
I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'






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Title: Re: Don't Choke in the South (USA)!
Post by Chuck Jodry on 30th Mar, 2008 at 2:47pm
Plumbing the backside of humanity for that one....

Title: Re: Don't Choke in the South (USA)!
Post by jonbouy on 30th Mar, 2008 at 5:27pm
;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Don't Choke in the South (USA)!
Post by Snuffy on 31st Mar, 2008 at 7:20am
It werks ever time!   :o

;D ;D ;D

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